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i just imagined myself petting that possums head and kissing it

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stop unfollowing me! u want jokes? ill give u jokes!

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

LIFE!!!!!!!!

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zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

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lottacats:

When you say “aggressive breed,” I’m assuming you mean “aggressively derpy.”

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